After 10 of us here at DIA sampled the two, we came to the conclusion that both drinks were pretty (insert F-Bomb here) gross. Maybe it’s because we tasted the new FDA approved version? We’re hoping (for the reputation of all those who enjoy it and went bananas over it a few months back), that the caffeinated version is in fact that much better.
Here’s how the taste test challenge panned out:
Four Loko: 5 votes
Crunk Juce: 5 votes
Four Loko: 10 votes
Crunk Juce: 0
FRUIT PUNCH FLAVOR
Four Loko: 7 votes
Crunk Juce: 3 votes
Can’t say we’ll willingly drink either again. It’s safe to assume we’re just not premium malt beverage drinkers.
We’re still somewhat intrigued by the trend though – who is drinking this stuff? When Blast came out in April, we asked if malt-based liqueurs were just waiting to be born. We wouldn’t be surprised.
Next Round: Camarena Tequila
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