The Museum of Modern Art has taken the crazy straw to a whole new level. It’s not just for chocolate milk anymore. Lay your eyes on the constructible drinking straw, and imagine the possibilities.


It’s an excellent gag gift for the middle-aged birthday honoree. In fact. It might be worthy of a party of its very own: buy a bunch and see what happens.


Why should kids have all the fun? But if you want to buy them one, too, you may never have to bribe them to drink their milk again. (Just keep them away from your white Russian.)