I happened to stumble upon this whilst pursuing this little site right here. It’s a suitcase that neatly holds a bottle of bourbon and a set of brass knuckles.

The outside of the case reads, “Sack up. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” The inside of the case reads, “Two roads to courage.” Judging by the blog post, it looks like this was a custom made birthday present. But it is well-crafted and beautiful and sweet goodness do I wish I could buy one.