Medea Vodka, a delicious beverage in its own right, has upped the coolness ante. Now, not only can you drink what’s inside the bottle, but you can also program a message to display on the outside of the bottle too. Awesome.

Immediately here at DIA headquarters, we spiraled into a contest of “Greatest Bottle Captions.” Perhaps you see a bottle of Medea behind the bar at your favorite spot, maybe you see one in the liquor store, or maybe you present a bottle to someone else. What’s the greatest thing it could say? Leave your entries in the comments section. Winner gets mad DIA props and notoriety.

(Also, check out Medea on Twitter.)