Beer Quotes


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“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

 

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” — Dave Barry

 

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart

 

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” — Abraham Lincoln

 

“Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.” — David Rains Wallace

 

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline — it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” — Frank Zappa

 

“Beer me.” — Homer Simpson

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