We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:
1. June: It’s finally here. Kick-off the summer with cookouts, beach trips and anything that involves outdoor drinking.
2. NHL: The Stanley Cup play-offs return this weekend. To apologize for the hiatus, drinks will be on Bettman all weekend. We wish.
3. Marilyn Monroe: Tomorrow would be her 87th birthday. We plan on having a few cocktails and standing over as many air vents as possible. Who’s with us?
4. Grad Parties: They can be a real fun time or a slow and torturous marathon of small talk. Either way, stand by the coolers.
5. Beer: We feel like drinking beer this weekend, and we think you should too.
eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die