5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend


5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend January 9, 2015 No Comments.

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We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. It’s Cold As Hell: Even Texas fell below 30 this week. Grab your alcohol blanket and dream of warmer days.

2. Aliens Are Real: Ok, maybe not officially. But scientists reported seeing possible signs of ancient life on Mars from photos the rover sent back this week. We’re gonna leave out some full glasses of water just in case.

3. Flu Season: If you don’t have it yet, give it a week. Nothing a shot of whiskey can’t cure.

4. Baseball Hall of Fame: Four more all stars were elected to the elite club this week, and we aren’t even good enough to make our company softball team.

5. Golden Globes: It’s that time of year again- where the rich and famous get drunk and win awards for their work in TV and Film. Tina and Amy are hosting, so glasses up.

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