It’s the last weekend of summer. How is it that three months of winter feels like an eternity yet three months of summer flies by faster than an accidental swipe right on Tinder for a guy who obviously spends the majority his time posing shirtless in gym mirrors?
Anyways. Now you don’t have to worry about that summer bod. Eat that extra hot dog. Drink that third cocktail. Do you.
We’ll be spending our weekend totally crushing it with the help of Stoli Crushed. And we think you should join us.
You might be wondering- what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is Stoli Crushed? It’s the Stoli you know and love, with a splash of real fruit juice.
While “crushing it” this weekend, you won’t have time to mix fancy drinks. You’re too busy boozing and schmoozing. Enter: Pineapple & Ruby Red Grapefruit Stoli Crushed flavors. Shoot ‘em back like a shot, drink them over ice or simply add club soda. For real, it’s that easy. Cocktails you can totally crush.
Level 1: You don’t even need directions to know how to make these two ingredient drinks.
Total Crush-Worthy Cocktail #1: The Stoli Doli
4 parts Stoli Crushed Pineapple
2 parts club soda
Fresh pineapple for garnish
Total Crush-Worthy Cocktail #2: The Stoli Greyhound
4 parts Stoli Crushed Ruby Red Grapefruit
2 parts club soda
Fresh grapefruit for garnish
Level 2: Some assembly required.
Total Crush-Worthy Cocktail #3: The Smoky Pineapple Fresca (via The Frosted Petticoat)
1 ¾ oz. Stoli Crushed Pineapple
½ oz. mezcal
Dash of grapefruit juice
Dash of lime juice
1 tsp. honey
1 fresh basil leaf (chopped)
2-4 chunks of pineapple
Directions: Muddle the pineapple chunks, and chopped basil leaf in a wine glass. Add the mezcal, lime juice, grapefruit juice, Stoli Crushed Pineapple and honey. Top with ice and stir generously with a bar spoon. Enjoy!
Total Crush-Worthy Cocktail #4: The Grapefruit Spritz (via Life’s Ambrosia)
1 oz. Stoli Crush Ruby Red Grapefruit
2-4 mint leaves
½ tsp. granulated sugar
½ cup sparkling water
Directions: Muddle together mint leaves and granulated sugar. Add ice and pour Stoli Crushed Ruby Red Grapefruit over. Top with sparkling water and serve immediately.
If you made it through this post without getting this song stuck in your head, we applaud you.
Now get out there a #CRUSHIT!