Everyone has their favorite alcoholic beverage. What you probably didn’t know is that every mixie or shot has a certain reputation behind it. Check out some of the meanings associated with some of the most popular drinks (Thanks to BuzzFeed):
Absinthe:
- People drink it to feel cool and edgy
- People who enjoy it can be perceived as weirdos, like people who own seven pet snakes
Beer & Shot
- People who know how to enjoy life, or at least the night, chase a shot with beer
- Perfect combo for dancing like no one is watching and befriending strangers
Bloody Mary
- One word: BRUNCH (you either love it or you hate it, but it’s the epitome of a brunch beverage)
- People enjoy the fact that it’s a healthy “meal” and alcohol combined
Champagne
- Celebrations
- People who want to have a buzz before noon
Cider
- 18 year olds who haven’t acquired a taste for beer yet
- Gluten-free drinkers
Cosmos/Sex on the Beach
- Sex and the City Carrie-wanna-be’s
- People who order Sex on the Beach will never actually have sex on the beach IRL
Everclear
- For people who want to die
Gin & Tonic
- Old white guys who have a solid amount of cash
- People who love having deep, serious debates at the bar
Jäger-bomb
- Bros seeking other bro’s approvals
- People who don’t want to remember their nights
Long Island Iced Tea
- No f***s given, for when you have no time to waste
- Say goodbye to remembering things, to knowing how to behave, to having any inhibitions at all
Margarita
- Perpetual spring breakers
- For the parents when wine just isn’t going to cut it
Old Fashioned
- People who are over 30 years old
- For beloved grandpas who play card games
Red Bull Vodka
- People who are young (and stupid)
- If you’re over 25 and you still drink Red Bull Vodkas… Reevaluate.
Scotch
- Men
- Money
Tequila
- People who want to have a night they won’t remember
- Tequila shots are what you do ONLY when you’re already so drunk you can no longer experience pain
Wine
- People who drink alone with no shame
- People who drink box wine but put it in a fancy wine glass which now makes them appear classy
- White girls