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Every family has different traditions around the holidays. One that most of us have been tricked into is the yearly reading of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas. Some families have one designated reader while others like to mix it up and pass it around. No matter how you get through it, a few sips of something strong helps to make it more bearable. Keep in mind that these rules are just for sipping, no shots. You don’t want to fall out of Santa’s good graces just before he gets in his sleigh.

 

Take A Sip

Someone says “St. Nicholas”

Everytime a reader stumbles over a word

Someone says “Sleigh”

Someone says “Chimney”

When you reach the list of Reindeer names

Someone says “Christmas”

A new reader begins

Someone doesn’t want to read

Someone falls asleep