We’re 18 days away from the Super Bowl, and you know what that means: football beer commercials.

Brewers will spend upwards of $5 million for a 30-second spot then hope you remember it and buy their beer. That’s a big bet that you won’t be distracted by the buffalo chicken dip while their commercial runs.

Super Bowl beer ads fall into five categories. Learn to spot them below then see how many appear in this year’s game. Drink for each type! Yeah, we know, you’re going to be drinking anyway.

The Beer Tear Jerker

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.


The CGI Critters

The Budweiser frogs are still the GOAT in this genre.

Dudes Like Beer

Man, those dudes like beer!

Dudes Like Beer and Get Real Hurt

Don’t act like you’re too good for this type of humor.

The Commentary on the Ridiculousness of Super Bowl Commercials, But Please Buy Our Beer

Ahh, that’s refreshing irony.