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5 Reasons to Drink This Weekend

5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend / February 27, 2015 / No Comments.

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We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. #ParksFarewell: If you were one of over 10.5 million viewers last Tuesday, chances are good that you’re still using tears instead of syrup on your waffles. We’re right there with you. Pour some Lagavulin, Hell… make it Snake Juice, and let visions of Li’l Sebastian dance in your head.

2. Spotify Karaoke: The popular music streaming service announced a new ‘Lyrics’ option to be rolled out in the coming weeks. Which means the guy who quietly sings “We Didn’t Start The Fire” at the desk next to you just got a whole lot more confident in his abilities.

3. Derrick Rose: The unluckiest guy in the NBA tore his meniscus this week putting him on the sidelines indefinitely. Bright side? Bulls fans just got a new drinking buddy.

4. The FCC: The FCC voted to approve Net Neutrality. So now we can watch live llama chases no matter how much money the website streaming them has.

5. The Dress: This image went viral yesterday after some people saw it as black and blue and others believed it to be white and gold. There are a lot of theories as to why this nightmare descended upon us, but one thing we can all agree on is that we would never be caught wearing it. (Also it’s absolutely white and gold. Let’s be real).

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Our Stories / October 22, 2014 / No Comments.

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The time has come folks. We’ve gathered our courage all week long for another installment of American Horror Story: Freak Show. And now that we’re pretty familiar with the cast and the plot, we’ve decided to take our viewing experience to the next level. And by next level, we mean let’s get drunk.

Grab your drink and behold, the American Horror Story: Freak Show Drinking Game.

Take a sip if…

  • You notice something you haven’t noticed before in the opening sequence.
  • Jessica Lang fails to look amazing.
  • You become irreversibly traumatized by the clown.
  • Someone gets stabbed with scissors.
  • Some light is brought back into your life with the smallest woman alive.
  • Sarah Paulson’s characters fight with each other.
  • You figure out what Kathy Bates’ accent is supposed to be.
  • You find it possible to love Pepper more.
  • Angela Basset goes topless.
  • You wish Evan Peters didn’t have the creepiest hands in the world.
  • Frances Conroy’s eyes give you the heebeegeebees.

And finish your drink…

  • So that you can actually fall asleep tonight.

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5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend

5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend / October 10, 2014 / No Comments.

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We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. ALCS: The Royals and Orioles series begins tonight. So what if your team didn’t make it to October this year? There’s plenty of room on the bandwagon.

2. Ghostbusters: It’s official: Paul Feig is making a 3rd Ghostbusters movie with a cast of TBA funny ladies. And if there happens to be a Bill Murray cameo? We won’t complain.

3. Amanda Bynes: She’s back on the scene and breaking our hearts. Let’s drink to the memory of happier times filled with kid-friendly movies and Moody’s Point.

4. Freak Show: The new season of American Horror Story premiered on Wednesday. It was creepy and messed up and we are still having nightmares. If you’re planning to catch up this weekend, you might want to pour yourself a drink first.

5. Hockey Season: It’s here. Grab a beer.

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5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend

5 Reasons To Drink This Weekend / August 22, 2014 / No Comments.

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We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Girls Rule: Cheers to Mo’ne Davis who is taking the Little League World Series by storm and making quite a name for herself among the boys. She throws 70-mph fastballs all while rocking braids, we’re impressed

2. Freak Show: American Horror Story used a creepy teaser to officially announce that its fourth season will premiere on October 8th and if it’s anything like the last couple seasons we’re going to need a few drinks…because we’re already scared.

3. Fantasy Football: It’s that time of the year again so we’re going to grab some beers and call up a few friends. It’s time to get our draft on.

4. Summer Beer: Even though it’s already on shelves, we’re just not ready for pumpkin beer yet. We’re decided to enjoy every last summer beer we possibly can before it’s too late and we suggest you do too.

5. Award Shows: With the VMAs on Sunday and the Emmys on Monday we know there will be plenty of live performances and celebrity sightings. Seems like the perfect time for a few of our favorite classy cocktails.

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