Let’s face it: we drop some major drinking knowledge on a daily basis on Twitter. That being said, you guys never fail to crack us up with some of your tweets. We always find hilarious little quips in our feed and never have anything to do with them… until now. We compiled our five favorite tweets that we spotted in the past week and hope they’ll put a smile on your face.

Don’t see yourself on this list but think you’re hilarious? Make sure you tell us @DrinkInAmerica and maybe you’ll show up here some time in the near future.