If you’re a rugby player living in Argentina, you can now fill in your missing teeth with Salta Beer bottle openers. It’s just like a normal tooth implant, only it’ll get every girl at the party to talk to you.

Rugby is a tough sport. Players are known for their broken bones and permanently disfigured smiles. Salta beer understands that players wear an injury as a badge of honor, and they deserve an implant that’s just as bad ass. When the idea came about, they weren’t sure they’d get any volunteers, but they underestimated how much rugby players like to drink. Now they’ve got players begging to get a tooth knocked out so it can be replaced with this hands-free appliance and we’re thinking about moving to Argentina…