We came across this hilarious contract by Stephanie Georgopulos called “Confidentiality Agreement for Bartenders” and we just knew our readers would appreciate it (because you’ve got a great sense of humor.) Sometimes you just wanna get drunk and confide in your bartender, and by making them sign this, you’re free to let loose. (If anyone can actually get their bartender to sign this, we’ll give you a high five.)

It’s a little lengthy, but these are a few of our favorite parts (we were laughing out loud during the entire article):

Do you think she missed anything? What would you put in your bartender confidentiality agreement?