St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Tuesday this year making it almost impossible to celebrate as we were meant to. Here are a few ways to pay your respects to our dear St. Patrick without getting fired.

Wear Green: A simple tribute, but it’s guaranteed to prevent any and all unwanted pinches. 

Take the Day Off: It’s not an option for everyone, but if you have enough vacation time saved up then why not? Start drinking early so you’ll be able to sleep off the hangover in time for work on Wednesday.

Spike Your Coffee: Don’t go crazy with it, but a little flavor never hurt anyone.

Spike Your Water: This will be a little more noticeable/disgusting, but it’s St. Paddy’s and you don’t have an option.

Spike Your Mid-Afternoon Soda: Gotta keep that buzz going so you don’t crash. Nothing worse than getting caught sleeping at your desk, right?

Give Up And Open A Beer: Jobs are for squares anyway.

Happy Drinking.