Category Archives: Cocktails

Drinko de Mayo

Cocktails / May 4, 2017 / No Comments.

giphyToday is Quatro de Mayo.

That statement may mean nothing to you but it means a whole lot to us. It means we’re just one day away from Cinco de Mayo (or Drinko de Mayo as we like to say), a beautiful day that starts with margaritas and ends...
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Baaaadaaabaddaaabaddaaa

Cocktails / May 2, 2017 / No Comments.

That was supposed to be a drum roll. I hope you got drumroll from the title.

Either way. You’re here. Welcome.

That dramatic introduction was crafted with care in order to announce the Margarita of the Year.

Yeah. YEAH. YEAHHHHHHHHH.

It’s kind of a big deal

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Loco Unicorn

Cocktails / April 27, 2017 / No Comments.

If you haven’t been living under a rock for the past week, you know Starbucks recently came out with a limited edition Unicorn Frappuccino. And everyone agreed it looked great but tasted like sh*t. And now they have the Unicorn Lemonade… Which also isn’t getting rave reviews.

We’re here to let you know there’s a unicorn drink you will...
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Top 10 Cocktail Garnishes, Ranked

Cocktails / April 26, 2017 / 3 Comments.

giphyWe’re about to get to the important business of ranking cocktail garnishes. But first, a few ground rules.

Rule #1: We’re talking about edible cocktail garnishes. We can debate the relative merits of cocktail umbrellas and those little plastic animals/choking hazards in your scorpion bowl another day.

Rule #2: If it’s on...
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Drink Weed Every Day

Cocktails / April 18, 2017 / No Comments.

You’ve heard of cannabis brownies.

Cannabis gummy bears.

Even cannabis artisan chocolates.

And now, there are cannabis cocktails.

Since we’re not quite evolved enough (YET) to legally serve these concoctions at your local bar or restaurant, Seattle-based Craft Elixirs created small-batch cannibals syrups that contain local seasonal flavors, natural sweeteners, and your favorite strains of weed, so you can...
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More Like Easter Sunday Funday

Cocktails / April 12, 2017 / No Comments.

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Things you might associate with Easter:

  • Going to church.
  • Big fancy hats.
  • A bunny.
  • Hunting for eggs. (“Jeez Dad, you really mailed it in this year, that egg is just sitting in the middle of the lawn.”)
  • Wondering what a bunny and eggs have to do with each other, or with anything, really.
  • Ham.

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Low Key Cocktails

Cocktails / April 6, 2017 / No Comments.

rose-spritzer1We love to drink. Drinking in America wouldn’t exist if we didn’t. But more often than not we find ourselves wanting to enjoy a good drink without the repercussion of having to drag ourselves to bed...
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Drink Like Sterling Archer for the Season 8 Premiere

Cocktails / April 5, 2017 / No Comments.

If you love the animated spy series “Archer,” then I don’t have to tell you the show’s eighth season premieres tonight. You’re already as excited for this television event as Sterling Archer is about ocelots.

If you don’t watch “Archer,” it’s time to reexamine your life, then go watch the 85 brilliant episodes of the show that already exist....
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Drinkin’ Around the World

Cocktails / March 30, 2017 / No Comments.

giphyWho doesn’t want to travel? Explore new cultures, new cuisines, and most importantly new cocktails. These world famous cities don’t have cocktails named after them for nothing…

Singapore Sling
Cherry Heering, Gin, benedictine, and lime. Let Singapore come to you.

The Parisian
Paris Isn’t the...
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Spring Break Forever

Cocktails / March 23, 2017 / No Comments.

giphyRemember the iconic scene of 2013’s Spring Breakers when James Franco’s character Alien, (possibly his most transformative role yet) stood on the beach and whispered  “Spring break, forever” as the warm Miami breeze went through his beaded cornrows? Whether those braids were real or fake we...
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