We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing, that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. You’re Alive – Congrats, you survived the end of the world. Go get a drink.

2. PR Fail – Instagram is really keeping us on our toes with this whole Terms of Service thing. Our strategy? Make a stiff drink and see how it all plays out.

3. Titan Water – A river more than 200 miles long has been found on Saturn’s biggest moon, Titan. It is the first water discovery on another planet, which is pretty cool. Let’s all drink a beer to that.

4. Gift Wrapping – This weekend everyone is going to be scrambling to finish wrapping their gifts. Might as well pop open a bottle of wine while you work.

5. Booze Saves the Economy – The rate at which we buy liquor is having a positive effect on the economy. What better reason to go grab a cocktail?