giphyWe’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. #BestPartOfThe90s: For some reason this hashtag is the top trending topic on Twitter today. So you should probably just sit back, take a sip, and reminisce about how terrible the fashion was from 1990-1999.

2. Uber: That’s right – the ride-sharing service began testing self driving cars in Pittsburgh, PA this week. We assume that for us, this means less time sitting in traffic and more time doing literally anything and everything else.

3. Ariana Grande: The singer dropped her album “Dangerous Woman” this AM while performing on Good Morning America. Let’s hope Ariana keeps her “bad girl” vibe under wraps; we’d like her to stick around to provide us with more beats to pregame to.

4. Bike To Work Day 2016: Did you bike to work today? If not, did you really have a successful day? If you’re doing it right, your morning commute should’ve included a foot pedal and 2 wheels (or 4 if you’ve never mastered the art of bicycle riding).

5. Domesticated Bison for sale: Bullet, the Texas native and said “housebroken” bison, was sold on Craigslist for $5,960 after being offered on the site for almost 2 months. The original owner is sad to see Bullet leave, but the beast is on to bigger and better things.