We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:
1. Prince: We lost another legend this week. Blast his albums and try your best to keep up with his solos on air guitar.
2. Kelly and Michael: Strahan announced this week that he’s leaving his lively costar for Good Morning America. While gossip columns are going crazy with feud rumors we’re left wondering why anyone would want to be on TV so early in the morning. Raise a glass to those stronger than us.
3. Election: This week’s New York primary wasn’t enough to get anyone to drop from the race. The fun will continue until we’re all too tired to listen anymore.
4. Faceswap: Snapchat’s creepiest filter now lets you swap faces with any photo in your album. Ex-girlfriends beware.
5. Earth Day: You can’t recycle beer bottles until they’re empty. Get drinking and make the world a better place.