We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. March Madness: We’re two days in, your bracket is already busted and the Arizona coach’s shirt is toast. Nothing left to do but sit back and enjoy the rest of the show with a couple of drinks. Make someone else buy since you lost all your money to bracket pools.

2. Supreme Court Nomination: Obama announced his choice to fill the open seat this week. The man’s name is Judge Garland which kind of looks like Judy Garland if you look quickly. Our bet is that his singing voice pales in comparison. 

3. Bumblebee: The canned tuna company is voluntarily recalling their Chunk Light Tuna product for possible health risks. Good news for kinds that hate tuna fish, bad news for Gil and George.

4. Daredevil: Season 2 of the Netflix show is out today. If you’ve been following Matt Murdock’s exploits, you’re in for another wild ride. If you’re behind on the series, grab a bottle of whiskey and buckle up.

5. St. Patrick’s Day Fallout: Since the holiday landed on a Thursday this year, this weekend will be dedicated to past-due parties and parades. Get out there and make your ancestors proud (or whatever it is you say to justify your day drinking).