We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Sonja Morgan and Bethenny Frankel: The two Real Housewives of New York are at odds after Morgan released her own Tipsy Girl line of alcohol that has a suspiciously similar name to Frankel’s successful line of Skinnygirl drinks. As long as they both get you drunk, we couldn’t care less.

2. Batman V Superman: The full length trailer for next summer’s blockbuster was released this week revealing the entire plot. Looks like after destroying the city in an epic battle, the two caped heroes join forces with Wonder Woman to fight some kind of Hulk/Lava creation. Now that you don’t have to spend money on a movie ticket, why not buy a couple of beers?

3. Bartender Appreciation Day: It’s today. Who cares if it’s a real holiday or not? Go grab a drink, say thank you and tip generously.

4. Combs Concierge: P Diddy is launching a tequila concierge service that allows fans to buy custom engraved bottles of his DeLeon Tequila that come with a personal note from Puff Daddy, himself. It’s a one of a kind experience perfect for those who want to show their friends just how much money they have to blow.

5. Christmas Shopping: It’s a nightmare and the sooner you get it done the sooner it’s over. Put on some sweatpants, pour a glass of whiskey and Google ‘cheap gifts’ until you find something for everyone on your list.