We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Black Friday: If you are one of the certifiably insane who took to the strip malls this morning then do yourself a favor and go take a nap. The rest of us will be up having fun and neglecting our holiday shopping.

2. Creed: Another Rocky movie comes out this weekend disguised as a Creed movie. Sly slays and we only needed to use subtitles for him like 4 times. Leave the theater hyped up and ready so smash some cans.

3. Jon Snow: New HBO promo art revealed a photo of the Game of Thrones’ star. So that means he’s still alive, right? RIGHT? …Please?

4. Leftovers: If you hosted the holidays this week you’re in for turkey sandwiches, turkey soup, turkey omelettes and some very bored taste buds. Grab a couple bottles of red wine to make it bearable.

5. Manziel: The Browns benched the party boy after one sparkler in his mouth too many. Now it’s up to us to keep the endless party going without him.