We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Chuck E. Cheese: The children’s arcade is planning to expand their alcohol offerings for parents who can’t spend a sober afternoon with their children. There’s a rumored two drink max but if you aren’t driving, we won’t judge you for sneaking in a little extra. 

2. Leif Erickson Day: The famous explorer’s day of recognition is today! Honor his memory by discovering new and exciting ways to get your drink on this weekend.

3. American Horror Story: The new season premiered this week loaded with creepy and beautiful celebrities. Lady Gaga, Max Greenfield, Matthew Bomer… The list goes on. Gaze at their chiseled abs and take comfort in knowing that you will never be invited to murder guests in Ryan Murphy’s hotel.

4. Domino’s Pizza: The discount pizza chain is opening up shop in Milan. Treat yourself to some authentic Italian cuisine in your oldest stained sweatpants this weekend.

5. Sports: This week marks the beginning of every sports fan’s favorite season. With the MLB Playoffs, the start of the NHL season, preseason NBA games, and the NFL comfortably underway the nights of settling for The Voice are long gone. Fill your fridge and cherish every minute of it.