We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Justin Bieber: His much-anticipated Comedy Central Roast is next Monday. Spend the weekend reminiscing about the “Baby” Canadian YouTube star that once was.

2. Periscope: The live streaming app launched this week. Now you can watch your friend’s lame brunch in real-time instead of just seeing a filtered Instagram photo a few hours later! Hooray!

3. Weather: With Boston expecting snow and Vegas spiking into the 90s, it’s clear that Spring is a thing of the past. The only truth we can count on at a time like this is our alcohol.

4. Soccer: Remember the World Cup? Turns out those crazy kids play year-round and there are some A+ match ups this weekend. If you’re starting to lose interest in March Madness, why not give that clicker finger some exercise?

5. The Blue Box: Heinz and Kraft have combined forces on the business end, making those kids you laughed at for putting ketchup on their Mac ‘n Cheese true visionaries.