We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Halloween: Drink every time a character from Frozen comes to your door. (Hand them a drink if they play for the Boston Bruins)

2. You’re a Royals Fan: You had the country on your side, but it wasn’t enough to squash the Giants dynasty. Drink until you don’t remember why you’re crying.

3. JB and JT: It’s official: Justin and Jessica are pregnant. It’s time for us all to move on and find new celebrities to plan our lives with.

4. Taco Bell App: Starting this week, you can order Taco Bell ON YOUR PHONE! Finally, you can satisfy your FourthMeal munchies without waiting in line.

5. Amelia Earhart: New evidence suggests that Amelia may not have disappeared at sea, but instead was cast away on an island. Looks like she has more in common with Tom Hanks than we thought. Pour one out in memory of Wilson. He was so much more than just a volleyball.