We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:
1. Normal Barbie: Someone made a Barbie that looks like a real person. She even has stickers so that you can add acne to her face. We’ll drink to that.
2. Uber: They’re getting a lot of bad “invasion of privacy” press. But it’s also too cold outside to walk home these days. Sooooooo
3. The Hunger Games: The third installment of everyone’s favorite dystopian series is in theaters this weekend. While Katniss decides between Gale and Peeta, we’ll be in the back row deciding if we want it straight up or on the rocks.
4. You Live In Buffalo, NY: Even the NFL doesn’t want to go near that mess. Stay warm and safe if you’re trapped indoors. We can only hope you made a liquor store run before the storm hit.
5. Beyonce: She dropped two new songs this week. What did you do?