We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

1. Sons of Anarchy: The Final Season Premiere: As we begin saying our goodbyes to SAMCRO, we raise our glasses to the characters we have lost along the way… But mostly just Opie. We miss you, Op.

2. You’re Single: Recent data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that over 50% of the US is single. Now you have no excuse to go home alone tonight.

3. iWatch: This week Apple announced a new iWatch that won’t be available until 2015. Cheers to another year of using our phones to tell time.

4. McBrunch: On Thursday McDonald’s filed to trademark “McBrunch”, making 10:31 AM disputes like the one in Big Daddy a thing of the past.

5. Tom From MySpace: Our very first social media friend has chosen a new life path as a landscape photographer. Drinks on him?