We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those of you who need more, here you go:
- Snow: The first snowfalls have come and gone. Wasn’t it just summer? We’re making a stiff drink to forget about the impending blizzards and frost.
- Snapchat: Facebook offered everyone’s favorite selfie app $3 billion to buy them out. Snapchat simply said no. Cheers to a seriously badass move.
- PS4: The latest PlayStation console debuts today. Make sure to bring a water bottle cocktail if you plan on waiting in line.
- New World Record: Thunder Law, a Harlem Globetrotter, made the longest basketball shot ever at 109 ft. Sit down with a beer and watch the insane shot on repeat.
- Lady Gaga: First she tells us she’s going to perform in space and now she’s hosting SNL. We’ll need a cocktail just to deal with the outfits.