We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

  1. Deprivation: Mad Men has unfortunately aired their last episode before taking their mid-season hiatus. They won’t return until spring 2015, so drink up. It’ll be a long haul.
  2. Emma Watson: The ex-Hermione Granger finally dawned the ole’ cap and gown this past weekend and graduated from Brown University. So let’s toast the now college grad. Mischief managed.
  3. I-g-g-y: Iggy Azalea’s first two hit songs (Fancy and Problem) hit No’s 1 and 2 on the Billboard Hot 100. The only other group to do this? The Beatles. Cheers girl.
  4. June: We graciously accept the coming of June. While May brought its fair share of fun, we know that June has much more in store for us (read: summer cocktails).
  5. First Pitches: 50 cent threw out the first pitch for the Pirates-Mets game on Tuesday. Did we mention that it was hilariously bad? Come on 50, shouldn’t you just be In Da Club?