MintJulepWe’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those of you who need more, here you go:

  1. Cinco de Mayo: Or Cinco de drinko. Make yourself a marg and keep the party going all weekend.
  2. “It’s Gonna Be May”: As if the JT memes weren’t awesome enough, Obama absolutely nailed it this May 1st. Cheers to you POTUS. Or your social media team.
  3. Kentucky Derby: If you don’t have a Mint Julep in your hand tomorrow, you’re doing it wrong.
  4. Girl Meets World: If you were born in the 1980s or even 1990s, you were pumped about today’s announcement. The sequel series will be even better because now we can drink while we watch the premiere.
  5. Amazing Spiderman 2: The first edition flopped and it looks like this one will too. Grab a drink before you head into the theater.