2014playoffbracketWe’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:


  1. NHL Playoffs: The time of year for slap shots and missing teeth, enjoy all the action on the ice with an ice cold cocktail.
  2. Easter: The perfect excuse to eat 10 chocolate eggs. We’ll be sipping on mimosas.
  3. Lindsay Lohan: Her show was cancelled after a dismal season on OWN. Shouldn’t have had so many cocktails Li Lo.
  4. Oil Swishing: The weirdest trend… ever. We’d rather swish with tequila.
  5. Joffrey: Spoiler alert. But we’re still toasting to the dead king.