MastersWe’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:


  1. Masters: The infamous green jacket is up for grabs and we’ll be watching with a cooler of cold beverages.
  2. Mad Men: Don Draper and crew are back for their final season on AMC. We join them with a stiff drink.
  3. Coachella: If you’re going to the music festival, make sure to pack plenty of beverages. If not, be glad you don’t have to deal with a bunch of hippies in the desert. 
  4. Stephen Colbert: As our late night hero David Letterman steps down, we’ll cheers to his replacement, our favorite political funnyman.
  5. Heartbleed: The recent server error may leave important personal information vulnerable. Make a strong cocktail while you spend the night changing all of your passwords.