We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those of you who need more, here you go:


  1. Daylight Savings: Another hour of sunlight but an hour of sleep lost. That just means we’ll need another cocktail to deal on Saturday night.
  2. MLB Fantasy: From one fantasy season to the next. Get comfy with a beer and your top picks while you battle it out to have the best team going into the 2014 season.
  3. 300: The sequel to the epic battle movie hits theaters today. We heard it’s pretty awful but that’s just an excuse to sneak a beverage in.
  4. “RSPECT”: Mr. Obama flubbed when he tried to spell out Aretha Franklin’s big hit. A few too many glasses of champs, Barack?
  5.  Lohan: The girl is a mess and we can’t wait to witness it this Sunday night. Grab a bottle and watch what should be a very entertaining look into her life.