Let’s just cut to the chase. Today is National Lemonade Day, so here’s a spiked lemonade recipe. HOWEVER, before you get to that, let us ask you a question: is it a coincidence that this day falls EXACTLY one week after Beyonce released her world-changing album entitled “LEMONADE”?? WE THINK NOT. So, in honor of this coincbeydence, this recipe will be the fiercest, most independent, most ***FLAWLESS spiked lemonade recipe out there.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
6-inch heels
hot sauce
a sandbox
sandcastle building supplies
10 gallons of freedom
a givenchy dress
a baseball bat
an orange dress that is just the right amount of revealing
cornrows
2 cups lemon-flavored sparkling water or club soda, chilled
1/2 cup citrus-flavored vodka, chilled
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup orange liqueur
WHAT YOU MUST DO:
Get in formation.
Slay.
Hold up.
Combine lemon-flavored sparkling water or club soda, citrus-flavored vodka, fresh lemon juice, sugar, and orange liqueur in a pitcher. Serve over crushed ice and garnish each serving with a lemon slice.