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We’re not the type of people who need a reason to drink. If we’re breathing that’s reason enough. But for those who need more, here you go:

 

  1. Bacon Mouthwash: Scope has launched a bacon mouthwash… conveniently right before April 1. We all need a little mouthwash after a night of drinking, but bacon? Ew.
  2. April Fool’s Day: Speaking of, the infamous day of tricks and jokes is Monday. If we know our friends, we’ll need a drink to deal with the pranks coming our way.
  3. Bracket Busters: The upsets in this NCAA March Madness tournament are enough to make us do an extra beer run. With the way it’s going, say goodbye to any chance of winning your bracket.
  4. Game of Thrones: The insanely awesome HBO series starts up again this Sunday. Grab a beer and watch as someone undoubtedly dies or starts a war.
  5. Holidays: With Passover and Easter both being celebrated, spend time with family this weekend. But don’t forget the booze, we all know how families can be.