Only one reason is booze related. As Kristen would say:
1) You might see Lisa Vanderpump! LISA! VANDER! PUMP!
2) You might see Giggy! The Gigster! He might be in a suit! It might match Ken’s!
3) You might see these people: (But maybe not because they probably don’t need to work there anymore! Thanks Bravo!)
4) Goat Cheese Balls! Stassi’s right! The Goat Cheese Balls are a thing of cheesy, fried beauty!
5) The SUR Cosmo! Vanderpump Vodka (yup, she has her own), fresh limes and cran!
6) James might be DJing! Or he might be fired! Or he might be bussing tables! Or he might be drinking!
7) You sit in the chairs out back and talk shit! Or smoke a cigarette! Or have a passive aggressive fight!
8) A fight might break out! You could be in the middle of that! Yay!
9) Someone on the waitstaff will probably bang you! But you won’t want to! Or maybe you will because what the hell?!
10) JLaw went! She knows that it’s our time. These are the best days of our lives. So just raise those glasses high. This one’s for you tonight. https://www.instagram.com/p/vwT7MYH0gG/
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